Eric Cartman Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

There is only one thing worse than standing at the top of the Stairs with three clock in the Morning, and that is realising the wait.

Im not fat..i just got a sweet hockey body