Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well, give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your tests results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 hours?! That's terrible. What could be more worse? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday...
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A man rushed into the doctor's clinic and shouted: Doctor! I'm think I'm shrinking!
The Doctor calmly responded: Now settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient.
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Worried patient: Doctor, I'm very worried. I'm still suffering from exhaustion and fatigue when I come home from work everyday.
Doctor: Oh, that is nothing to worry about. Just have a drink before your dinner every day- that will soon wake you up.
Patient: Thanks. But last time I consulted you, you told me to cut out drinking alcohol completely.
Doctor: Yes, so I did. That was last week. Medical science has progressed enormously since then.
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lol 24 hours to live and the doctor tried to reach him yesterday. A FML moment.
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seriously 24 hours and he tells after that LOL
"in just a week the medic science had progressed enormously"
cant hold my laugh
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