I've been having my eleventh grade exams these days. I haven't studied for the upcoming and not done well in those which are over. It's a tough time... Out of frustration I present you this joke-
W A R N I N G! Read it at your own risk. You may lose your knowledge!
Bum-Dumb Questions:
1. What language is spoken by the English people?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with reference to architecture, law, literature and social conditions -OR- Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. How many feet is 0.0 metres?
4. Spell- Bush, Canter, Clinton.
5. Six kings of England have been called Henry, the last one being Henry VI. Name the previous five.
6. Where does rain come from? a) Nancy's b) 7-11 c) Canada d) The sky
7. Advanced math- If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?
8. What does CIA ( Central Investigation Agency ) stand for?
9. 'Star spangled banner' is the national anthem of which country?
10. What religion is the Pope? a) Jew b) Catholic c) Hindu d) Polish e) Agnostic [ Check only one ]
11. Which part of the United States produces the most apples? a) California b) Iraq c) Russia d) Pakistan
12. Can you explain Einstein's theory of relativity? a) Yup b) Nope
13. Explain Le Chateliers principle of dynamic equilibrium -OR- Spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS
14. Where is the basement in a 56 storey building?
15. What are coat hangers used for?
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The test it's not so easy when you don't understand English.
agreed, lol
@dardo, @freshify, You're right guys. But English is the most popular language of the world. Or it can be called the official language of homo sapiens. I'll add a translator widget soon.
Hhmm I think I need my hubby to help with this one..
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